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*Miscegenation—“The interbreeding of people considered to be of different racial groups through marriage, cohabitation, sexual relations or procreation.”
“I dated a white woman once. For the first three years she thought her name was ‘White-H####-B####’!”—Richard Pryor.
I ain’t tryna start nuffin’ but… this whole idea that black men love white chicks (to the exclusion of black women)—that once a black man gets some substantial Negro-pennies he’s leaving the sista and finding himself a white chick to share his wealth with—might be true for many stars and athletes, but for the average brotha, a chance encounter with a white woman is usually incidental. Like, most black guys don’t really seek out the pink toes white women and those few that do are just on that self-loathing b#######!
As a man who’s dined at the table of many nations of women on the earth, I can say that no woman cooks as good as the black woman! (And I ain’t talumabout food either!) I don’ had some extraordinary cooking—including some Caucasian women that put it down with the best of them (sistas)! I think every young black man should indulge in some white chick stank-box before he settles down. Indeed! Many of the stereotypes and mythos surrounding white women are true!
I ain’t here to lie on my hang-low! The first white chick I seriously date—after a month of methodical brainwashing and applying that bozack penile injection, she was ready to sell the farm and elope with a n####! We ended up having an 8-year relationship that included ménage a trios (with other chicks) and allowing me to have chicks on the side, just as long as daddy came home.
Not every white woman is this sexually liberated (or foolish). I’m just telling you what my experience was. Tru’ spit! Now!
Like any good sociologist/historian who examines the past and the proclivities of different racial groups, black men have reason to be attracted and drawn to white women. This s### is deeper than “Jungle Fever” and exploring racial taboos! This black-man-white-woman thingy is rooted in slavery and has been ingrained in the DNA and psyche of the black man since 1555 (or whenever the first captives were taken from Africa!) Did you know that there was a time when the black man wanted nothing more than his African Queen? And then, white women threw that thang-thang on him and the po’ brovah tain’t neva looked back!
Virginia. 1750. The Auction Block. Ten strong Mandingo warriors draped in nothing but loincloths, ripped muscles, glistening with sweat, standing before a crowd of potential slave masters, as they bid on these black bucks. Mr. Charlie (the white man) surveys his stock for the strongest of the bunch, not knowing that his wife, his sister and his daughter gaze at the slaves from afar, but not as servants—as sexual brute beasts, capable of bringing a woman to maximum climate with the tool, which is hidden behind their loincloth. The word has gotten around that these African men possess a member that is gianormous in comparison to the slave master’s.
Straightway, Southern white women, in droves, flocked to the black man for sexual satisfaction and gratification. This is the untold and unspoken history of the antebellum South, which gave rise to such movements as the “Knights of the Ku Klux Klan” as seen in such movies as D.W. Griffith’s “The Birth of a Nation” (ca. 1915). White fear of the mythical (and in many cases, real) big, black dick phallus spread throughout the South.
Black men, in slavery times were put in a difficult and precarious position; Give up the dick to “Miss Ann” (the white woman) behind her husband’s back or suffer the wrath of the slave master when Miss Ann reported to her husband that a slave had leered at her in a sexually suggestive way—all because he wasn’t trying to tap dat ass!
Yes! We are quite aware of the slave master’s penchant for that big-ol’ “Hottentot Venus” ass that black women toted around the plantation. The white man’s lust for black women is unparalleled—thoroughly documented all the way back to Thomas Jefferson, who was raping f###### the bejesus out of his slave w####, Sally Hemings, whom he impregnated and had several “suckers” (babies) with. But there has been a curious hush-hush on the sexual interactions of black men and white women during this period, so I’m-a let historian Lerone Bennett Jr. give it to you, straight, no chaser, lest you think I’m fabricating history to make excuses for this modern-day black man/white woman dynamic. In his book, “Before the Mayflower” Bennett writes:
“[In 1609] …white women showed such a preference for black men that the planters organized a century-long campaign of terror and intimidation… forty years later colonial [white] males were whipping white women at the post and selling them into slavery to keep them from black males… Miscegenation in the South, the larger part of such race mixture was due to the union of black males and white females …I have seen more white women married to, and deluded through the art of seduction by Negroes… There are perhaps hundreds of white women thus fascinated by black men in this city… [Philadelphia 1805]…” 300-307.
And you thought it was only white men raping black women in slavery times! They don’t wanna talk too loud about the white woman’s desire for black slave meat because history wants to preserve Miss Ann (da white chick) as the symbol of (white) womanhood.
Back in slavery times, trust when I tell you that black men were beating the brakes off Miss Ann’s stank-box—many times, in retribution for the master having his way with the slave’s wife or daughter. Splitting a white woman down to the white meat Having sex with white women was the black man’s way of retaining some sense of dignity and more importantly, his manhood, given his “s###-uation.”
Ask any black man today how does he get over lost love? I’ll tell you! He goes out and finds another chick and screws her with bad intentions and reckless abandonment! He really wants to wreak havoc on her love hole! So imagine how the slave felt when he saw his wife or daughter go into the master’s quarters for an all-nighter!
Screwing the white woman was his way of exacting revenge. It was an act of rebellion! But clearly understand that it was the white woman who initiated the action. The black male slave knew that pushin’ up on a white woman (making sexual advances) was a death sentence! He dare not be the aggressor. White women were adulteresses and vindictive as a serpent! When she saw her husband taking a liking to a “slave w####”—her jealousy pushed her into the arms of the plantation’s black buck who gladly ran rough-shod over her snatch.
I mean, I can’t even lie! I’ve been in some white stank-boxes and had fantasies of screwing in retaliation for my ancestors—for all the black women who were raped by the slave master and while “said” white woman thought I was just this fantastic long-winded black lover—in my mind, I was punishing her for the sins of her forefathers. Any black men know what I’m talumabout? If I can feel this way 160 years removed from physical slavery, just imagine being in the moment—in some white v##### circa 1850? Smh.
I contend that those white chicks from slavery times started this s### (miscegenation aka Jungle Fever), but brothas finished it! White chicks been on black men’s c####! This didn’t start with the movies, “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner” or “Jungle Fever!” The die was cast some 400+ years ago on the plantation when “That Peculiar Institution” (slavery) pitted the African male against the Caucasian female. She was as curious about the African man as the white man was about the African woman and through coercion she was able to manipulate the African man into her boudoir (bedroom) with threats and intimidation.
Peep the following clip from the movie “Mandingo” where the wife of the slave master threatens to tell her husband that he raped her if the slave doesn’t f### her. Talk about coercion!!!! Watch!
The mythos and stereotypes about black men and white women are true! A stereotype is a generalization, not a concrete finite fact. Black people are a rhythmic people. Who’s gonna debate that? (Yes, I know some black people who have no rhythm!) It is a true stereotype about black people. Now heap on all those other stereotypes about black men having large phalluses and white women being sexually freaking and you have the makings of sexual attraction that must be explored—by both!
Black men don’t worship white women! Eff outta here! Black men seek out white women for several reasons, but on the top of that list—to check the sexual appetite that they’ve heard about growing up! As Chris Rock so aptly put it; “White women give head! Black women perform f#######!” (Wait for it…) LOL! And so it is with white women! They ain’t checkin’ for a black man because they’ve heard he has good credit and is college educated! They’ve heard about the myth of the black man’s hang-low (penis)!
So I say, in a Utopian world where racism does not exist—where two people of different nationalities could be in love based on mutual attraction without myths, stereotypes and taboos—where love is love, because of love—a white chick wouldn’t be claiming that black men worship them because they are a superior breed of women. But, unfortunately, the foundation of this black/white sexual interaction in America is not a Utopian experience, but rather a sexual cesspool of rape, coercion and white superiority founded before this country became a nation.
The tickle-down effect is the above picture. Deluded, racist white women who think black men worship them—who think they can tell black women a thing or two about keeping and loving a black man. Never realizing that the white woman herself has taken on the physical characteristics/aesthetics of the black woman—from the collagen she puts in her lips to make them full to the ass-shots she injects to have a rounder (i.e. blacker) booty to the tanning she does to go from pasty-white to brown to the black dick she takes! Dare I say the black woman still reigns supreme?
Yeah, white chicks started it, but brothas finished it!
Khalil Amani is a blogger for AllHipHop. He also writes for DJ Kay Slay’s Originators Magazine & Straight Stuntin Magazine. He is the author of six books, including the ground-breaking book, “Hip-Hop Homophobes…” iuniverse.com 07). Amani is gay hip-hop’s self-proclaimed straight advocate. Visit The Coonerific One athttp://www.khalilamani.ning.com Follow on Facebook/Twitter @khalilamani. Instagram @khalil_amani, Youtube @ yahweh 12 Khalilamani@yahoo.com