DISCLAIMER:
All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
MIKE JONES SHOW ENDS IN SHOOT OUT!
What up doe! I wish I was from Detroit and then I would actually sound right saying that. Nevertheless, WHAT UP DOE! Anyway, shout out to my Detroit connects. Mike Jones had a show there the other day and I heard he did his thing. The people came out and supported. The only issue is, the thugs came out and supported too. They supported so much they shot the place up before Mike Jones could even finish his show. Damn.
SOMEBODYS UPSET
I dont know how to say this. But, I will tread lightly. Somebody had a song from somebody else that they had for a long time. Well, somebody decided that they were going to put the song out even though the first somebody didnt want it to come out as such. Soooooooo somebody is upset that somebody released the record which includes somebody else, who is very powerful and important. Hmmmmmmm hopefully somebody doesnt remain mad since Im a fan.
LIL WAYNE TO FLOP?
Well, this is what they are saying. Some preliminary numbers are going around and they are saying that Lil Wayne is going to push about $150k of his Rebirth album. I know this rock CD leaked like crazy, but do you think this is an indication of waning popularity for Weezy or just a rock album nobody was so interested in? His last CD pushed a milli in a week thats a dramatic difference in sales. THOUGHTS?
G-UNIT TO GO INDIE?
I got a lil rumor from Mikey T The Movie Star. Dude hit me and told me that G-Unit may be merging into an indie label. I am definitely not sure what that all means, since they are kind of like an indie that just happens to go through Interscope Records. Its all in the distribution. From what I am gathering is this allows 50 Cent to put out as many albums as he wants and not have to go through the mess.
A GANG ACCUSES A RAPPER OF SNITCHING?
I got this in the mail:
XXXXX A MATHAF**KIN SNITCH CUZZ. THIS N#### XXXXX SNITCHED ON THE WHOLE BRITTANY HILLS POSSE IN COLUMBUS OHIO AND HE GOT NI**AZ LOCKED UP TO GET OUT OF JAIL. HE WAS SUPPOSSED TO GET A YEAR BUT WHAT HAPPEND, THE N**A GOT OUT EARLY. NI**AS TALKIN BOUT TI, THIS NI**A THE REAL SNITCH. GOT MY NI**A POPPA JOE LOCKED UP FROM COLUMBUS. XXXXX A B***H CUZZ
I must admit, I dont know what this is referring to, but I will say this. The rapper they are accusing of snitching is presently in jail. Also, Maurice Lamont Williams aka Papa Joe is not in jail at all. Hes on the lam. Papa Joe is the suspect ring leader of Operation Peach, which apparently goes from Columbus, Ohio-to-Atlanta, Ga. And this is where the rapper comes in. I cant say the name of the rapper, but its not hard to figure out and he is one of the biggest right now. So, in the streets, they are saying that this rapper told on the gang and got 28 out of 31 members arrested.
IS THIS TREY SONGZ NEW GIRLFRIEND?
My hunch is no, but a couple people told me something else.
WILL OR WONT BEYONCE TAKE THAT BREAK?
Remember how Beyonce said she is going to take that break? Now, they are saying Beyonce is looking to ride the Grammy wave for another six months. Chelsea Handler held nothing back on B.
(Take the break!)
ILLSEEDS QUICKIES
Apparently, G-Dep is going to be issuing a statement to discuss some of the rumors. Stay tuned.
Apparently, Trey Songzs former manager has wished his young friend well, even though he was left high-n-dry after many years.
Keshia Cole is very close to having that baby. She was rushed to the hospital!
Lil Wayne starts jail in NYC next week.
Lil Wayne has allegedly kicked the promethazine-codeine syrup habit so he doesnt have the jitters in jail.
Anderson Hero Cooper is reportedly going to adopt a Haitian child.
Where the hell is that Sade/Nas record? LEAK IT!
Nas is supposed to be getting his Kelis tat removed from his arm. He and JD should get a two-for-one.
Ray-Js babe Danger is reportedly cracking up. Shes been arrested or something for arson. Honestly, I cant deal with her antics. She needs help.
Gabourey Prescious Sidibe wants to take Justin Timberlake to the Academy Awards. Precious Please.
Looks like Tiger Woods has officially won his wife back. His wiz-roid fired her divorce lawyer recently. I know the lawyer was pissssssssssed!
Per TMZ: Brittany Murphy’s cause of death has been determined: An accidental death caused by “community acquired pneumonia,” iron deficiency anemia, and multiple drug intoxication.
Matt Kemp is reportedly seeing other women in addition to Rihanna. He must not know.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
There is a lot of talk about the younger generation, but the older generation is definitely bugging too. I mean the 30-somethings. A 38-year-old mother in Georgia was not pleased with her sons report card. This is very regular. Well, how she decided to discipline the 12-year-old is the stuff legend is made of. The mother forced her son to murder his pet hamster WITH A HAMMER. Hello? What the hell? I mean, seriously what is on this womans mind? She wanted to send him a message, but what was she trying to convey? The boy snitched on his mom to the Division of Family and Child Services and then they brought in the police. This nutjob (Lynn Middlebrooks) was charged with one charge each of animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery. She needs to submit herself to a shrink and make sure nothing else is loose up there in her head. Shout out to Lil Dru for that tip!
LIL HAMSTER, WE LOVE YOU!!!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
WHAT: Rumors
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