BELIEBERS WORLDWIDE ARE CRYING.
NON-BELIEBERS ARE CHEERING!
Justin Bieber is retiring. The troubled singer made the announcement on Big Boy’s LA based radio show today, scaring a nation of teenage girls. “After the new album, uh, I’m actually, uh, I’m retiring man, I’m retiring.” Before he could continue, he was interrupted with fearful groans.
Justin is on the promotional trail and so, it seems that he made the comment tongue-and-cheek style (whatever that means) and wasn’t serious. So, for right now, it seems you can continue as you were – mad/happy. Lil Twist reportedly breathed a huge sign of relief.
“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.
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