Hip-Hop Rumors: Vick Gets Almost 2 Years! Jay-Z’s Next Album! Queen Latifah’s Non-Wedding!

YESTERDAY! Click here to see G-Unit’s DJ Whoo Kid doing a lot of sniffing of that white stuff. Also, we get to gloat over Floyd Mayweather beating Ricky Hatton like he stole a platinum chain from the champ!OUCH! MIKE VICK GETS 23 MONTHS! Mike Vick is feeling a sting right now and that is the […]

YESTERDAY! Click here to see G-Unit’s DJ Whoo Kid doing a lot of sniffing of that white stuff. Also, we get to gloat over Floyd Mayweather beating Ricky Hatton like he stole a platinum chain from the champ!OUCH! MIKE VICK GETS 23 MONTHS!

Mike Vick is feeling a sting right now and that is the sting and pain of getting sentenced to 23 months in jail. I think that Vick is going to suffer career-wise from this. I am no expert, but I thought he would get about a year and be back for the next season. Anyway, let’s see if there is a Free Mike Vick Campaign. I think we just need to CHILL! Everybody in the whole world…CHILL! Stop going to jail, stop doing crimes and stop and think before you do stupid things that will jeopardize your future.

JAY-Z IS COMING BACK NEXT YEAR!

If you thought Jay leaving Def Jam meant he won’t be recording over there any more, think again. I heard that Def Jam may not renew Shawn Carter’s contract as the president, but Jay-Z is still with Def Jam! Stay tuned for this one, because it’s about to get interesting. From what I understand, another album is already being discussed for next year. Soulja Boy is closer to retiring than Jay is. (Somebody has to tell P to kill it with the writing in all caps.)

I THOUGHT JAY-Z AND PRODIGY MADE PEACE!?!

Prodigy of Mobb Deep has fully discovered the internet and now he’s also a blogger. Well, his latest blog has a few barbed words towards Jay-Z. I guess now that Sam Scarfo isn’t popping off as expected, it’s not working. You all might forget (I did for a second) that Sam Scarfo was the first act Jigga signed as the President of Def Jam. P and Jay sat down and peaced it out. Now, S.S. has yet to drop and P is about to do a 3 and a half. Here is the post in all caps!

THE NERVE OF PEOPLE SAYING MOBB DEPP / PRODIGY FELL OFF OR CHANGED. GOTTA BE F***IN KIDDIN’ ME. IF YOU LOOKIN’ FOR CHANGE,,,START WITH THE MIRROR! LOOK SOME PEOPLE GROW AND THEIR TASTE CHANGE, LIKE THEY DONT LISTEN TO THE SAME MUSIC THEY USED TO LISTEN TOO, OR HANG WITH THE SAME FREINDS. GAY-Z CALLS IT BEING GROWN AND SEXY, BUT I JUST CALL IT GETTING OLDER. IT’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT….BUT,,,, IM TIRED OF HEARING PEOPLE SAY- “N***AS DONT LIVE THE STREET LIFE NO MORE SO WE NEED TO STOP RAPPIN ON IT. WE NOT ON THE BLOCK HUSTLING, BUSSIN GUNS, OR DOING ALL THE WILD S### WE USED TO DO. THESE RAPPERS NEED TO GROW UP AND STOP FEEDING POISON TO THE KIDS” N#### PLEASE! YOU MAD AT ME CAUSE I’M INVOVLED WITH REAL S**T AND I’M A POSITIVE, PEACEFUL GOOD PERSON WHO EATS HEALTHY AND STILL WILL BLOW YA HEAD OFF YA NECK IF TRY AND HINDER MY PROGRESS. LOOK,,, JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIVE THE STREET LIFE NO MORE DON’T MEAN THAT WE STOPPED LIVIN’ IT. …ME AND MY N***AS ARE STILL VERY ACTIVE IN THE STREETS. N##### STILL MAKING THAT BLOCK MONEY, STILL EXCHANGING GUNFIRE AND ALL THE OTHER WILD S**T THAT GO DOWN IN THE HOOD. YOU MAD AT P CAUSE P IS STILL ACTIVE AND RELEAVANT IN THE STREETS HUH? YO THESE PEOPLE CRACK ME UP. THEY PROBLY NEVER BEEN THREW NO REAL S###, NEVER ALMOST GOT KILLED, NEVER DID NO SHOOTING OR ANYTHING VIOLENT IN THEY LIFE , SO THEY REALLY SCARED OF THE CONTENT OF MOBB DEEP / PRODIGY LYRICS.

QUEEN LATIFAH SAYS “NO WEDDING!!!!”

Recently the stars of the new movie “The Perfect Holiday” had a premiere screening at the Ice Theater in Chicago. Gabrielle Union, Morris Chestnut, Faizon Love as well as Queen Latifah all attended. My Chi-town homey, Kendra G. (radio personality, Power 92) caught up with the “Queen” at the premiere and asked her about that big infamous announcement that she allegedly will be making once she is done promoting her movie “The Perfect Holiday”. According to Kendra G., NO MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE MADE. Queen Latifah said “Oh my goodness you guys actually believe that! You can’t believe everything you read…there will be no major announcement made! The only major announcement I have to make is “Merry Christmas!” The Queen has told others that she’s simply not getting married to her female trainer. When the Queen says, “There ain’t gonna be no wedding,” that means it’s 1) not happening or 2) going to be discreet. As far as I can recall, I’ve never known Queen to have an outward relationship.

THE BANK CLOSES FOR CIARA?

I don’t know what’s the deal around this latest round of alleged pettiness, but I am hearing that Rihanna won’t let Ciara perform on her tour? So, a date in the UK gets cancelled over this? I heard that Ciara wasn’t tripping over opening for Ri Ri even though she’s been out longer. I even heard the Ciara said…she didn’t see it as her opening for her Def Jam counterpart, but more like they were touring together. EY…let the beef begin!

CRANK DAT LAWSUIT, BOY!

If you didn’t hear it yet, I’ll let you know that Soulja Boy has been sued by Souljah Boy. I knew this was going to happen at some point or another! I knew that name was going to mess that boy up eventually, because Soulja(h) is so common. I thought Sista Souljah was going to come and sue him for making a mockery of the name! Anyway, Souljah Boy says Soulja Boy stole the name that he’s been using for years and years. Crank Dat Lawsuit and Johnny Cochran that ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

LIL KIM’S BACK?

JEEZ! I love[d] Lil’ Kim, but I don’t know that I can say that I care about this one. Word on the street is that Lil’ Kim is about to do a mixtape that is going to drop right with her next album. I heard the mixtape is going to be called “The Black Erica Kane” and her next album will drop in the same time frame. From what I have been told, Kim is downwith  Lance “Un” Rivera and his Untertainment Records/Flavor Unit Management. And you know that Biggie used to roll tight with Big Un. This is also interesting. I heard that Kim plans to take the flow back to her more rugged times. Here is the roster of people that Kim has already worked with on this project: Mobb Deep (“Quiet Storm Pt 3”), Missy Elliott,

Keyshia Cole, MC Lyte, Queen Latifah, Trina, Jacki-O, Da Brat, Eve, Angie Martinez, The Lady of Rage and others are going to be present. Now, I think I do care about this one!

DIDDY’S MOVED ON?

I thought Diddy was going to call Kim Porter back and get her that big rock, but the NY Post is staying something else. The word is that Combs and Cassie are officially and item. This is so wild they are saying that he’s cut off all his other babes from around the world – AROUND THE WORLD. LOL…for me that would be around the way. They are down in Miami chilling together, keeping it low key. Cassie recently broke away from her boyfriend. I guess Diddy helped her with that decision.

RAY-J GETS THE BOOT!

Once you do and promote a sex tape, which is essentially p###, the doors of access can be closed in certain instances. For example Brandy and Ray J were supposed lead a parade in Jackson, Miss. Then they forgot Ray-J had grown up to be more than “Brandy’s lil’ brother.” Well, Ray-J was yanked from leading the parade and his semi-pure sister will go on with out him. There was a considerable amount of protest after Rayster was announced. But, some of the bloggitos got it wrong. Ray-Z (Doesn’t Ray-Z sound better?) isn’t removed from the parade altogether. I’m told he’ll be there, but he won’t be LEADING it.

JOE BUDDEN FANS – YOU WILL GET MM3!

LOL! Ever since I posted that link to Budden’s old fan site, the host provider has been besieged with emails. Here is the snippy, little reply.

Message from Litenetwork

Regarding JoeBudden.org

I would like people to stop emailing the Litenetwork staff about joebudden.org and regarding the cd mixtapes sales. From my knowledge, The shipping list was sent out a couple days ago to Joe Budden. Please stop sending messages to the Litenetwork Team. This domain has been suspended.

Thanks,

Litenetwork Admin

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

After Floyd Mayweather beat up on Ricky Hatton, he went to an afterparty looking like a million bucks. Oh, wait…he’s like $150 million! Haha…

Word is Keri Hilson had a really big birthday party down in Atlanta. Guess who wasn’t invited? Click here for our interview with Ms. Thang!

A few days ago Auntie Vivica Fox plead guilty to that drunk driving charge. No jail time, but she got like three years probation. I wonder if she’ll get her GM endorsement back?

DeHaven is back again! It looks like he got some gear too. Check out the interview and his new site as well!

In the video of alleged snorting, I heard 50 Cent has stated that they were actually praying.

I heard that Bow Wow was rushed to the hospital, but there might have been a lil’ publicity play going on too, because recent internet pics show him doing just fine.

Remy is the latest starlet to have her cooch exposed. Hmmm…this is getting out of control.

In a recent interview, 50 Cent suggested that Pap had a clash with Uncle Murder and that’s what people are talking about. People, chill out!

Shout out to Kanye. He’s going to be on the next album by Madonna. The song: “The Beat Goes On.”

“YOU HEAR THAT, 50?”

Gza goes in on 50 Cent. “You got a lotta money, n***a. You don’t talent.” “I want to be on youtube, too. Here you go GZA!

RANDOM QUOTES

50 Cent on Beyonce’s now-infamous crotch flash:

“Shout out to Hova. We seen the magic box live. I give her 5 stars. You can only get seven if I sleep with you.”

50 Cent on using coke:

“Why get it out the way, if we entertaining ‘em let it stay there so they can be entertained.”

A “battle” has to be on the horizon, but I don’t think anybody will care. OK, I’m lying.

GET YA COOKIN’ ON WITH PATTI LABELLE!

A lot of you females and some of you men are going to be trying to cook during this holiday season. Well, here is some advice for you people – I know you can’t cook! If you are under 60, you can’t cook…I’m sorry! So, check out Patti and all her tips for the holiday season!

WATCH THE MAYWEATHER HATTON FIGHT!

Get it while the getting is good!

TOMORROW, WE LOVE YOU!

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

-illseed

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