WTF News: Man Calls 911 on Neighbors For Not Drinking With Him

A man called the police on his neighbors, who wouldn’t drink with him for his birthday.

Some people don’t respond well to hearing the word no, but this case is ridiculous.

A Florida man named James Collins wanted to drink with his neighbors so bad that he called the police on him when they declined his offer.

Via Huffington Post:

Collins, 56, called 911 on Nov. 3 and reported his neighbors’ rude behavior to the cops, according to Dumb As A Blog.

Officers from the Fort Pierce, Fla., police department thought they were responding to a domestic disturbance call.

Instead, Collins — who was celebrating his birthday — just told them his neighbors were being mean and would not drink with him, according to a report obtained by

An officer explained to Collins about misusing 911, but he apparently didn’t get the message.

He called 30 minutes later to once again complain about his neighbors not drinking with him.

This time, when the cops arrived, Collins was arrested on charges of disorderly intoxication and misuse of 911.