Hey Tom Hanks!
Get your son… he out here embarrassing you again with his outlandish caucasity!
Chet Hanks, one of Hollywood’s most notorious Hip-Hop-loving Anglos, has taken to social media to declare that it’s about to be a “White Boy Summer.”
Appropriating the catch-phrase “Hot Girl Summer” made popular by Megan thee Stallion, a Black woman, he unpacks for us exactly which white boys are going to pop owt this summer.
He says obnoxiously, “Okay guys, look I just wanted to tap in really quick,’ he began. ‘I just got this feeling, man, that this summer is about to be a white boy summer, you know? Take it how you want.”
“I’m not talking about Trump, you know, NASCAR type white. I’m talking about me, Jon B, Jack Harlow type white boy summer. ‘Let me know if you guys can vibe with that and get ready, because I am.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/CM5sjzbgyQr/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
“Is it bout to be a #WhiteboySummer or am I trippin ???? Tag a REAL vanilla king #Respectfully 
.”
Chet is tripping … which is why Twitter is dragging him. Take a look at some of the replies to Chet’s “White Boy Summer” declaration below:
“Where can I get bets down that A. “White Boy Summer” By Chet Hanks f/Jack Harlow and Jon B is a song that exists and has been recorded…B. The title is spelled some other way than “White Boy Summer…” C. Whatever company was planning to release it will end up not doing so”
Where can I get bets down that
A. "White Boy Summer" By Chet Hanks f/Jack Harlow and Jon B is a song that exists and has been recorded
B. The title is spelled some other way than "White Boy Summer"
C. Whatever company was planning to release it will end up not doing so
— King Kaufman (@king_kaufman) March 27, 2021
“Jon B and Jack Harlow when Chet Hanks said this is about to be a white boy summer for all of them”
Jon B and Jack Harlow when Chet Hanks said this is about to be a white boy summer for all of them
pic.twitter.com/lhUcUuiHLs— I have so many questions? (@english_shamar) March 27, 2021
“Jon B watching Chet Hanks rope him in to some bs”
Jon B watching Chet Hanks rope him in to some bs pic.twitter.com/MLHjbTKVGa
— Big Protein (@KingSlimeV3) March 27, 2021
“I physically can not imagine Chet Hanks and Tom Hanks talking to each other”
I physically can not imagine Chet Hanks and Tom Hanks talking to eachother
— Kevin Mullet (@KevMagnet) March 27, 2021