Hip-Hop Rumors: Chrihaana Married? Nivea Goes Crazy Over Wayne! Kriss Kriss LIED?

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All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

TODAY’S RUMORS!

CHRIS AND RIHANNA ARE MARRIED?????

Chris And Rihanna Married!? Rihanna Brown? That has some ring to it! The rumor popped out yesterday and I couldn’t bring myself to write it like Charles Hamilton in a freestyle battle. Its said the pair got married well staying at Diddy’s Miami home! Maybe that’s why Chris was so excited. I don’t get this rumor and I will have to say it’s probably false, but it sure lends itself to the madness known as Chris and Rihanna.

KRISS KROSS TOLD A DAG ON LIE!

I welcome a Kriss Kross reunion as much as anybody that once said “I’m the mickity mickity MACK DADDY,” but it looks like some fibs were told. In particularly, Chris said that they were working with one Kwame, who is now a well-established producer. Newsflash – Kwame is denying the allegations that he is doing a bunch of songs with Kriss Kross. Well, his wife told me, “I am Kwame’s wife and I just wanted to let you know that while Kwame is in the lab working with some of today’s hottest artists, [but] the Rumor regarding Kwame working with Kris Kross is not true.” I wonder who sold Kriss Kross that one or were they just telling a big ol’ lie?

Poor dudes.

NORE CALLS PEREZ HILTON A FATBURGER!!!

Recently Capone N Noreage stopped by “Live with Kendra G” (100.3 The Beat) to promote their album “Channel 10” which will be out March 17th. Of course Kendra G asked Nore about his recent situation at Fatburger down in Miami. At first Noreaga claimed he wouldn’t be able to answer any questions because of his pending court case but he did agree to a “True or False” session…in which he pretty much cleared up the story. And oh…he talks about Perez Hilton and how even though Perez is gay that doesn’t exempt him from getting it too! Check the video out for yourself!

Now why is Nore quoted as saying this? “I’m not homophobic – I’m friends with Kanye West.” Just wrong! Sic ’em, Perez!IF YOU WANTED TO SEE JODECI IN LA…HERE’S WHY YOU DIDNT…I THINK!Honestly, I don’t know what this person is talking about, but if you were in LA, you might. So, with that, Check this out and see if it makes sense. “I’m a very close person in the jodeci camp and the fans need to no the reason why they didn’t do the concert they had in LA tonight.This is the reason, two weeks ago jodeci had went to london and did 4 show for a undisclosed amount of money.The person who set those shows up was Cassandra Mills which jodeci didn’t no at the time she had something to with those shows,they thought someone else who name I’ll keep hush was setting up these show anyway they did all 4 shows and they kicked ass.But this where it gets crazy, they get back to the states and there money wasn’t there the band and the body guards got paid but they didn’t. They are still waiting for there money to date.Now this same lady Cassandra Mills set up this show in LA which Jodeci told her do not set up no more shows for them so to all promoters do not give Cassandra Mills any money concerning Jodeci.So Jodeci would like to say sorry to all the fans and the promoters for what happend.Thank You and much love Jodeci!!!”

UNCLE MURDA SAYS F**K CHRIS BROWN!?

Shout out to Uncle Murda! I knew he was going to do it eventually! He’s reportedly changed his name to Uncle M. He says in the video that “M” stands for a lot of things. Uncle M also goes hard at Chris Brown with a big, “F**k, Chris Brown!”

ILLSEED QUICKIES!

OK…Let me repeat. Slaughter House is the best thing going in Hip-Hop right now. Check out their new song called “Fight Club.” This is HIP-HOP! Crooked I even addressed the “shooting” in the song. WOW.

Peace to Adisa, DLabrie, Keyanna Bean , Hip-Hop Chess Federation, Hip-Hop Congress, and the whole Bay!! Great to see people use Hip-Hop for good!

If you want to hear the new M.I.A. song, click here for it! “Death to the Throne,” she says!

This is a real rumor. I heard that Stevie Wonder has a Blackberry. I also heard he uses it and walks alone at the same time.

Shout out to my homey SEV DA PRODUCER! He’s doing his thing and got interviewed over at BeatDynasty.com. Check it!

SOMEBODY EMAILED ME ABOUT T.I.

You know, ever since I mentioned the “tiff” with Tip, everybody has something positive to tell me about T.I. Hey, here you go! Check it out!

I’m surprised I haven’t seen you post about T.I.’s surprise visit to a high school in Little Haiti called Miami Edison Senior High School. You should google the school for more info, as it is nationally known in the No Child Left Behind debate and last year for the incident of police brutality in which over 70 cop cars surrounded the school to respond to a peaceful protest, beating students (including a pregnant young lady), leaving blood everywhere, and of course the State of Florida’s investigation said they did nothing wrong. Ironically this took place February 29th (black history month) and on MLK Avenue, as a mural of MLK Jr. faces our school. Crazy huh? T.I.’s visit was very motivating in regards to inspiring students to make sacrifices and do the right thing even if people’s expectations of us our low. We will take the FCAT next week (the state test we have to take to graduate), and most people in the state expect us to fail. If we fail we will remain a “F” school and face school closure. theres the info

NIVEA GOES CRAZY OVER LIL WAYNE!

Nivea has been doing her thing thing…and her thing thing is crazy.

AMANDA DIVA’S GOT A NEW PROJECT OUT!

Support the sis…this is FREE!

Dr. PHIL GIVES HIS TWO CENTS ON CHRIS AND RIHANNA

I gotta disagree with Phil a bit. I have to say that if a woman hits a man with a PAN…and the man spazzes on her…Uhm…All bets might be off. Don’t hit anybody…just don’t.

RIHANNA’S MISSING AD

This ad is from Cover Girl and it is rumored to be pulled because of the caption “Light Up Your Eyes.” I guess they are suggesting people will draw a connection to Chris Brown lighting up her eyes with punches.

SHELZ – COMES BACK!

Khaled is going to be huger than huge and Fat Joe’s 9th album. J.O.S.E 2, is going to be a Grammy magnet. I’m not going to co-sign any of this until Maino checks his crystal ball, but Fat Joes sees big things poppin for him and Khaled in the ’09. Check him out.

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

This story is truly said. Nick Schuyler, the lone survivor of the boating tragedy in St. Pete, revealed what happened on the night that Marquis Cooper, Corey Smith and Will Bleakley came up missing and possibly deceased.

Schuyler, 24, told investigators that about two to four hours after their boat capsized Saturday in rough seas, one of the two professional football players gave up hope and let himself be swept away, according to family members of two of the missing men.

A few hours later, the second one did the same.

“We were told that Nick said the two NFL players took their life jackets off and drifted out to sea,” said Bob Bleakley, whose son Will, 25, is also still missing.

With former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Marquis Cooper and Corey Smith gone, only Schuyler and Bleakley remained clinging to the boat.

Then, sometime Monday morning, Will Bleakley thought he saw a light in the distance and decided to take off his life jacket and swim to it, hoping to get help.

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY!

This girl needs to just take it off. Leave the pole to the pros.

EPIC WIN OF THE DAY!

How would you be if you got hit by a truck that got hit by a train? Look at this video!

NORE BRINGS CAPONE FOR ANOTHER SKIT!

CAPTION THIS!

Here is an exclusive shot from GLC’s “Big Screen” video shoot, which just wrapped in Hollywood yesterday. Here you can see The Honorable GLC and Kanye West in their Roaring Twenties garb for their Negro League-themed video, which is set in a ritzy jazz club in the Hollywood Hills. At least I can verify that ‘Ye’s s### is officially gone. Somebody told me there is a tail in the back now.

Shout out to Andrew Barber of Fake Shore Drive!

CAPTION THIS!

LOL…This is Keri Hilson. Now, Keri is my new boo, but there are so many captions. I don’t know where to start. We could have quite a few Beyonce jokes here. A Chris Brown joke is so easy with this picture. There may even be an illseed joke somewhere. I won’t say anything else.

SHOUT OUT TO MICHAEL ERIC DYSON!

Pat Buchanan is on some bullshucks! No love! I think America is scared of looking in a mirror and Pat is an old, oblivious member of a dying breed. SMH!

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