THE END OF THE NBA LOCKOUT?
I know when the NBA Lockout will be over. Over? That’s right. There are people that talk and they have talked to me. For all you freaks from basketballville, I am hearing that there WILL be a basketball season, just truncated. The people I know are telling me that the lockout will be OVER in January 2012 and the season will get started thereafter. I don’t know what the terms of the settlement will be, but that’s what I am hearing. Happy, happy…joy joy.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
Demi Moore has filed for divorce from Kutcher. They reportedly got messed up, because they tried to introduce “threesomes” to their union. Fun, but fail.
Justin Beiber has taken a paternity test and soon we will see it dude is a father at like 17.
Rumor has it, Ocscar De La Hoya would put coke in his b####### to get high. An ex-girlfriend said that’s how he got down.