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info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.WHO: illseedWHAT: Rumors, Funnies, Fails and more!WHERE: illseed.com, twitter.com.illseedHOW: Send your rumors, sightings and ill pics to illseed at allhiphoprumors@gmail.com.THE SALES ARE IN…KANYE AND NICKI!
Kanye West busted out at No. 1 as we expected, selling a full $518k in his first week. Nicki Minaj on the other hand, pushed an impressive 371k, a bit less than people expected. It was looking like she would do a cool 400k. Still, good numbers for a couple of cats. Now, we just gotta get Skillz, 9th Wonder, Joe Budden, and Tech N9ne selling more and we’re good money, dunny.
ALLEN IVERSON PLAYING IS HIGH SCHOOL GYMS?
I hate to say this, but Allen Iverson is probably a fail. I know I don’t know, but he’s over therein Turkey playing ball. How do you end up in TURKEY of all places? Anyway, I’ve been talking to a few people and they are telling me that AI isn’t playing in anything thing that supports a large number of people, but rather the once-megastar is playing in venues that pack crowds about the size of high school gyms. Not good. MTO recently reported that he’s totally broke. Not that I put any stock in what they say, but you have to say…there is something to say. Here is what I say, “NBA, let A.I. Play!”
REDMAN GOES IN ON DEF JAM
Redman is the longest runny signee to Def Jam records and he’s got something to say. He told XXL something that we’ve heard from both Shyne and Nas.
You’ve been on Def Jam your whole career. How do you feel about Def Jam now as opposed to the 1990’s, when you first signed there?
Well [now], Def Jam are not leaders. They’re not leaders plain and simple, because it’s changed. They’re not leaders like they used to be. In the ’90’s they were leaders. They were the label that you considered the mechanics of hip-hop; they’re under the car. They were the ones under the car getting greasy, getting dirty, fixing that muffler that drags when everybody loved that s### and was following it. Now they’re playing the follower. They’re followers, they’re not building artists no more like they should. And that’s just the game. It’s not they fault. We got into the Internet world and s### is moving fast and came so fast and came so quick that labels couldn’t exist, but still they got the money and they’re a company. They’re supposed to adjust. I think they need to get that going. Being a label, being on top.
MONTANA FISHBOURNE’S BACK…
And she is changing her name to Sasha Grey and a bunch of other weird stuff.
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SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
Oh no. A pair of obese women have set us all back 400 years by hiding merch in the rolls of their fat.
EDMOND, OK — Two women are arrested for shoplifting and police say they used their bodies to conceal the goods. Edmond police authorities say it was at the Edmond TJ Maxx that loss prevention officers found the duo stuffing items under their belly fat and breasts.
They say they took four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves; $2,600 worth of store merchandise.
Ailene Brown, 28, and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas were arrested for shoplifting and are facing felony charges.
Officer James Hamm said, “These two were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, under their chest area and armpits.”
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J. LO SHOWS OFF THE CHOOCH IN CUBA…AND GETS ARRESTED?
Oh no. This cannot be good news. Radaronline.com has the inside scoop on a new case against Jennifer Lopez. Here it goes.
RADAR EXCLUSIVE: JLo Exposed Herself In Public & It’s On Video – Court Papers Charge
Jennifer Lopez is caught on hours of new video “exposing her genital area in public” and displaying other “deviant behavior”, according to documents just filed in the singer’s high-stakes legal fight to keep the tapes secret, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past,” Ed Meyer, a rep for Lopez’s ex-hubby, told RadarOnline.com exclusively.
It is the first time that this section of tape has been revealed.
“This is among other nudity on her part in the now 21 hours of home movies, that we have so far recovered,” said Meyer, who told RadarOnline.com that JLo’s ex has now found four more hours of tape.
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J. LO, WE LOVE YOU!! They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!