Hip-Hop Rumors: Suge's Reasons For K.O.? Scott Storch's Jail Prob! Lil Kim's Dancing Pix!

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All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

TODAY’S RUMORS!

THE DAILY TWO CENTS

To all my Twitter people YO…I got you!!! The “big” Rihanna/Chris rumor is coming tomorrow. It was took much to get properly packed for today.

SUGE WAS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT?

It only takes me one time to get beat down. It has yet to happen, but one party goer told me that Suge looked for such a fight. This could be pure speculation, but somebody told me that Suge might have started the fracas as a money-making scheme. I know you heard about Suge suing Kanye West for getting shot at a few years ago. He got shot inside of Kanye’s party in Miami and decided much later that it would be a good idea to sue. Well, this time, somebody that was there tells me that Suge could have done the same with Akon’s bodyguard. Why he would want to fight with such a big man is beyond me. Still, Suge may need the money! I wouldn’t do that.

If you didn’t read the whole ordeal, you need to CLICK HERE. This dude beat Suge up bad and sent him to the hospital with bone fractures in his face.

If it means anything, the dude that KO’d Suge is reportedly a very nice guy. I guess his hands are even “nicer.”

SCOTT STORCH IS IN TROUBLE!!!!!

Lord have mercy! I thought Scott Storch was out of the woods. I was wrong. That brother is in trouble again, if my rumor sense serves me correct. The clock is ticking until TODAY. If Scott doesn’t pay all the money he owes his baby moms the money he owes in support, he is rumored to be going to jail. My sources tell me that he’s going to serve 180 days in jail if this money doesn’t get paid. Dre? Timbaland? Somebody give that man a loan!

RAY-J HAS A PROBLEM! HIS “GIRL” WAS A H#####!

Monica Leon aka Danger of “The Love Of Ray J” has made a startling revelation. She is the one with the tattoo on her face and claims that is going to have Ray’s baby. This chick has admitted to being a prostitute before being a reality star. She told The National Enquirer that she got knocked up by Ray after unprotected sex. But THIS IS CRAZY!

She reportedly said, “I have done pictures, I’ve been an exotic dancer and I’ve also done some prostitution and that’s something that I really didn’t want to just talk about right away cause it’s a scary, scary thing, it has such a negative connotation to it. But I was a prostitute for about two and half years, and you know I was making alot of money, I had all this cash, shopping… all this s**t, you know, nice car, nice place, but it didn’t make me happy.”

Baby girl needs help.

THE REAL REASON KID CUDI SPAZZED?

Here is what somebody told me is a “balanced” perspective of what happened with Kid Cudi at the event during All Star. Somebody “in the know” hit me with this information.

Cudi was booked to perform for a special event that hosted two concepts; one was for Allen Iverson (in commemoration for his 10th NBA All Star appearance and the other, the one Cudi was booked for, was for a more lifestyle, “tastemaker” crowd.

First of all Kid Cudi was paid nicely for his appearance (something he has failed to mention) and any sensible person should have NO PROBLEMS endorsing a client’s product that their were PAID to. Plus the shoe he was asked to wear was blogged on hisboss’ website (Kanye West) and was met with an overwhelming positive response on his blog as well as other notable websites. (Illseed note: Cudi called the kicks “fugly”)

From what I know [Cudi] seems like a decent guy but his actions in this matter were extreme and completely uncalled for. No reasonable person can justify what he did. Instead of placing blame on everyone else in this situation, he should accept responsibility and just own up to his mistakes. It’s not the first time an artist/musician hasn’t gotten every wish answered but most artists act with professionalism. I don’t know what company would want to endorse someone like that. at the end of the day this was a diva episode gone wrong.

THE POPCORN HOAX!

I knew that had to be a hoax, but check out how they did it. People are totally bored.

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

I heard Sway, the big rapper from the UK, has actually retired. I searched around and didn’t really find any definite info other than a status update that announced it.

South Florida lost the one and only BIG WILL “William Griffin” last Sunday. Will is a big part of the entertainment industry in Miami. He was also one of the core DJs! RIP!

Shout out to my girl Kellz, her birthday is Wed, but I don’t want to forget so I am shouting her out right now. Also, she is my unofficial official “BEST FRIEND ON THA WEST COAST!” (you happy now?!)

I heard the Ying Yang Twins are about to make a comeback!

Chilli was seen at The Velvet Room getting cozy with Larry Johnson, the dude that’s good friends with Jay-Z.

RANDOM QUOTES

John Legend weighed in on the Chris Brown debacle.

“I know both of them. I was surprised when I heard because it doesn’t strike me as something Chris would do. You never know what’s inside people or what can trigger that. It’s an awful story. I feel terrible for both of them but if Chris did what they said he did, that’s unacceptable. He has to accept the consequences of it.”

LIL KIM PRACTICING FOR DANCING WITH THE STARS!

Kim looking good!

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

OH MAN. Facebook has gone insane. First, people are killing their wives over status changes and now THIS. A convicted killer got on Facebook and said that being incarcerated is the same as being on a holiday. The man named Ashley Graham even added a picture of himself on site as he relaxed. He is doing life in jail for stabbing a person in the heart. He is only 27. He said that he got on Facebook by a phone that he enjoys in jail. One update said: ‘HMP (the jail) Holiday’s a place where men can come for a nice relaxin break from their moanin women and crying kids. No stress just rest.’” And his wife is on there too claiming to miss him.

This is a picture dude uploaded to Facebook

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY: THE GOVERNMENT EDITON

Well, I wonder where the cute jokes are now? Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger will begin the process of laying off thousands of state workers. 20,000! Now, my friends. I know they are looking to save money, doesn’t this mean our government is failing us or has failed us? I mean, I don’t mind being educated on this one. Here is the AP story:

Schwarzenegger spokesman Aaron McLear said Monday the administration will issue 20,000 notices to employees with the least seniority.

The notices will start going out Tuesday to workers in corrections, health and human services and other agencies that receive money from the general fund.

Administration officials are seeking to eliminate up to 10,000 jobs as part of the governor’s order to cut 10 percent from the government payroll.

The governor had delayed releasing the notices Friday when it appeared lawmakers would pass a compromise plan to fill the state’s $42 billion shortfall. But a marathon weekend session has so far failed to produce the necessary votes.

The layoffs are projected to save $750 million in the 2009-10 fiscal year.

SHAQ IS A BREAK DANCER!

KENDRA G AS BEYONCE

I didn’t know my girl Kendra G had it in her!

CAPTION THIS!!!!!

Why does Beyonce look this way during All-Star?

WHAT KIND OF BEEF DO YOU LIKE? 50 or Ross?

PAUSE!

NEW LAST EMPEROR!

YO! Dude actually sounds better than back when he was down with Dr. Dre. Listen up!

R.I.P. BIG WILL

THE ROCAWEAR RETREAT?