Signs The World Is Coming To An End: Woman Arrested With Coke In Her Breast Implants!

OUCH! What lengths will people go to get that money! This news broke yesterday, as a Panamanian woman was arrested in Spain for trying to transport cocaine in her fake boobs! She was traveling with about $6.6 million in those puppies and was stopped at an airport. The 20 year old was unfortunately brand new to both games. She had JUST gotten surgery when she went to the Prat international airport in Barcelona. After getting searched, they noticed she had gauze under her b######. She told them she was still bleeding from her wounds. She went the hospital and they took the bags of coke out. Dummy! I guess some people are forced into this sad life, I dunno.

Here is an extra Sign for you!

Some whack jobs were looking to murder and castrate Beebs! Peep the report from Fox News:

Superstar pop singer Justin Bieber was the target of a bizarre plot hatched by an imprisoned, Bieber-obsessed murderer who allegedly dispatched two New Mexico men to kill and castrate the teen hearthrob at his recent Madison Square Garden show, The Post reports.

One of those men was busted upstate on Nov. 20 — allegedly with pruning shears that were to be used to cut off Bieber’s manhood at a price of $2,500 for each testicle, according to court documents.

Tanner Ruane, 23, and his ex-con uncle Mark Staake, 41, were supposed to strangle 18-year-old Bieber and his bodyguard with a paisley tie at the singer’s late November show at the Garden, then castrate them both.

“We take every precaution to protect and insure the safety of Justin and his fans,” Bieber’s management team said in a prepared statement last night, refusing to comment further.

The sickening scheme supposedly was set in motion by Dana Martin, 45, who is serving a life sentence for the 2000 rape and murder of a 15-year-old Vermont girl named DeAndra Fiorucci — whom he strangled with a paisley tie.

Illseed, Out.